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dat random stuff
How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

territorialcreep:

an autobiography

(Fuente: artyougladididart)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Fuente: youknowyourebritishwhen)

ocheano:

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

OMG THIS THE BEST QUOTE I’VE EVER SEEN IN TUMBLR

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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(Fuente: alcomol)

REBLOG 17:04pm 2
Tell me you love me
And If you don’t then lie, oh, lie to me
—Coldplay - True Love (via tatahuzumaki)

the-jing:

Me on Tumblr

okaymad:

when my friends meet up without meimage

lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

(Fuente: tastefullyoffensive)

open rp

yiffinq:

fucjkinfg:

yiffinq:

fucjkinfg:

yiffinq:

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light sat down, sighing, “why is my life so boring?’ he sighed, “i need some entertainment…”

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"i can help with that!" austin yelled, approaching light

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"who are you…?" light asked, "what are you…?’

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"im austin…" the kangaroo boy said with a sly wink

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light blushed “h-hi… Im light yagami…” why was his pulse so fast? he felt sick. what wascoming over him. he was normally so cool. but with austin…

(Fuente: yiffinq)

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(Fuente: buttlass)

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Fuente: toocooltobehipster)

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

(Fuente: ForGIFs.com)